Since talking to you I have become convinced that nothing more that the FSF does (apart from license compliance) will ever be relevant to me or anyone I know; [...]
Fortunately, ams@gnu does not decide the position of FSF, AFAIK.
Neither do you decide the position of Debian, AFAIK. Since Debian acknolwedges that it supports non-free software ("as a service for its users") it is pointless for you to go about claiming things that are simply not true.